Bernardo Guardii…is a figment of my imagination. However I don’t claim that its a very original creation, the character has lived in the past , or so to say was an imaginary character at some point of history.
Whoa…that makes it a super complex ….no ??? So hear it out again, Bernardo Guardii is an imaginary reincarnate of an medieval imaginary character.
Understood ?
If not , read it a 100 times and then you will remember . I know you can do it if you are as Indian as I am and if you’ve are a product of the same education system which Aamir Khan took on in 3 Idiots. You have to be a Chatur and or the disgruntled writer CheTan Bhag – at.
Anyway without digressing, talking about Bernardo ( How the f*** could Aamir get into my blog…eww…thuu…thuu !!!)
A very wicked character indeed , is Bernardo. Never can he speak straight nor can he think straight.Bernardo is blessed ( or cursed) with a very convoluted mind and a distorted view of the world. It always has been very difficult for Bernardo to accept things as they appear. Not that he is one of those with a inquisitive bent of mind. Patterns don’t interest him and he never attempts to apply logic or search for sense.
He wears lenses which give him a warped view of the world. So he is differently enabled in all ways. He cant speak , think or see straight. That makes him a bit of a crooked bastard
And then, Bernardo has his very own explanation to things. Sometimes funny , sometimes weird, but often completely missing out on the context.
Loaded with sarcasm and an suspicious orientation of the mind. He is one with a roving eye,at times , so very lecherous , that I wonder if Bernardo sleeps with his head between his balls. Not that ,sleeping that way makes you lecherous, perhaps he is one of blessed ones , who can get a fellatio at will ( and all the lesser mortals can do is Shag). But his obsession with jokes about balls and bosoms can be gross at times, you will get to know as you know him more
I think I have raved enough about Bernardo…he too has fallen asleep reading this and I wonder how come you managed to reach upto this final word. You seem to have some great stamina to sift through some crap …that makes you a good audience for Bernardo’s blog. Come back soon again …for the next mental dump.
Till then…Bernardo’s fellatio time
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